The Black Market is Frenchieland's premium shop, dealing exclusively in Golden Bones found during runs (+25 pts and +1 bone per pickup). Three sections — Gems, Fossil Relics, and Cursed Toys — offer the deepest build customization in the game.
Premium Gems (Consumables)
- Zone Skipper (2 bones): Portal at run start warps you to Space. Essential for distance and score records.
- Void Trampoline (4 bones): Catches pit falls, lifts you to next platform with invincibility. Required for Tier 2 "Cheating Death" challenge.
- Golden Revive (5 bones): Auto-revive on death with 3s invincibility. Last resort in damage hierarchy.
- Gold Kibble Beacon (8 bones): Guarantees Pure Gold Kibble as first Space kibble — 5,000 base points.
- Fame Injector (8 bones): 1.5× Fame XP on final score calculation. Best for title grinding.
Fossil Relics (Permanent — Fame Gated)
- Sovereign Skull (8 bones): Absorbs any hit completely. 30s cooldown. Requires Kennel Club Contender title.
- Singularity Tailbone (12 bones): Requires Grand Champion Splooter.
- Aether-Lock Mandible (12 bones): Requires Mayor of Frenchieland.
- Warp-Core Ribcage (15 bones): Requires Warden of Frenchieland.
- Astral Paw (15 bones): Unlocks dashing in Sky and Space. Requires Celestial Star-Pup.
Cursed Toys (Permanent — Buff + Curse)
- Heavy Lead Ball (8 bones): Buff/curse tradeoff. Requires Sire of the Silver Snoot.
- Feral Tug Rope (10 bones): Requires Duke of Frenchieland.
- Neon Frisbee (12 bones): Sky entry triggers 8s Gold Rush. Curse: Ground speed 2× faster.
- Midas Squeaker (12 bones): 3× score multiplier. Curse: combo decays 2× faster.
- Glitched Chew Toy (18 bones): 3× power-up spawn rate. Curse: every power-up resets combo.
Damage Hierarchy
Shields proc in order: Sovereign Skull → Iron Stomach consumable → Combo Insurance → Golden Revive. Only one per hit.
Recommended First Purchases
- Zone Skipper for Space access.
- Sovereign Skull once you have the Fame title — game-changing survivability.
- Astral Paw for playstyle revolution (dash everywhere).